The fabulous Tarek Ziadé started a "New Year's Python meme" a few years ago. This is the first time I am joining the fun. Here you go:
I am proud to announce release 1.0 of UpShot, my automatic screenshot uploader for OS X! Lots of news to share, buckle up!
After updating software on OS X, it drops the previous version into the Trash, to be thrown out the next time you empty it.