“Nice” Fortune Cookie
Recently, I got the following fortune cookie. How “nice”!

I find it highly ironic and amusing that a fortune cookie–of all things man-made, yes, the same kind of fortune cookie that has been “sticking its nose” in other people’s business ever since its inception–dumps its opinion about talking of things you don’t understand on me.
But I guess it’s better than this one of unknown origin (which has been floating around on the internet for about a million years and is most likely photoshopped):

(Yeah, I played with iPhoto there to give the photo up there the look it has now — a simple pic looked too boring.)


When did fortune cookies become advice cookies?
Now I can’t help but wonder if it were fortune cookies who gave the wall street people financial advice last year — that would explain a lot