Funny picture from leungski on flickr:
From the description:
Chrystie realized this was more than a growth spurt, and there was no such thing as “big boned.”
Rumor had it she was genetically modified.
(thanks to whoever posted this on IRC, and sorry for forgetting who it was)
Here’s a funny commercial for a German mail-order company:
(it hurts even watching it! 
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Thanks for sending this to me, Tara!
Inspired by Philipp Lenssen’s fabulous idea to express idioms in code, I came up—just for fun—with the following 10 well-known song titles, written in horrible C/Java/PHP pseudocode.
Have fun… and take a guess in the comments!
// Song 1:
it = b
// Song 2:
for (i=0; i<people.count(); i++)
people[i].attributes |= (shiny | happy);
// Song 3:
function get(want) {
if (random.bool() == true)
return want;
else
return null;
}
// Song 4:
//function leave() {
// return new Color(0,0,0);
//}
// Oh, I think I screwed this one up, so here it goes:
// Version 2.0 of Song 4:
function leave(me) {
me.setColor(0,0,0);
return me;
}
// Song 5:
who = fire.getStarter();
assert(who != us);
// Song 6:
function cry(person) {
return (person.gender == female);
}
// Song 7:
person = king.getWife();
person.dance();
// Song 8:
life = me.getLife();
life.setSunshine(you);
// Song 9:
person = USGovernmentEmployees.getRandom();
while (person.boss != null)
person = person.boss;
person.writeLetter();
// Song 10:
train = trains.getLine(A);
you.take(train);
Update: I fixed Song 4 and 9 because they made way too little sense. Oops
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