Day 178 – Do You Want Some Pepper With That?
The king of Pepperland once went to a mediocre restaurant, and afterwards declared: “Preground pepper shall be illegal throughout my kingdom, as it is an abomination!” The citizens of Pepperland lived happily ever after — to this day, this and similar crimes against the dinner table are rigorously punished in twelve countries across the globe.
Good thing we’re still allowed our pre-ground salt.
Well spoken!