After I posted about Fred campaign merchandise recently, I was pointed to the "home and garden" section on Amazon, which apparently has a lovely collection of Fred-related merchandise!
Of course I want most of these things (did I mention I will add them to my wish list) and probably "need" none of them :) .
Except for the Fred "ouch" toothpick holder, maybe (which would make for a nice voodoo doll, too!):
(Thanks for the link, Jenny!)