As it turns out, Blizzard Entertainment's game service battle.net has a fail pet!
Well, "fail pet" might be the wrong word for this, but who expected battle.net to have a cutesy kitten on their error pages anyway. Instead, they have a fellow who somewhat looks like the alien cousin of Lennie from "Of Mice and Men".
Update: Deb says, it's a Murloc. Thanks!
Thanks for the screen shot, clouserw!